should I remind you about McDonald’s My Little Pony toys?
we went to the McDonalds near Adrian’s house for a mini mcflurry and a mighty kids meal and asked what ponies they had, and the girl could barely sputter between laughs “we have, uh, I dunno, princess incestia, they have weird names”
and then we accidentally threw her away, so that about does it for McDonald ponies for me. I’ll buy the nice ones online one day, maybe.
edit: just to be clear we threw away the pony, not the girl taking our order